Dream weaver

So they other day I was on the treadmill and this video came on. I had forgotten how super excellent this video is. I've been thinking hard about videos I've seen, and I'm not sure there's any better. Sure Thriller is pretty good and is probably the most groundbreaking and important to MTV and famous, but measured against all the videos ever made, I just don't know. The only other ones I can think of that might be better are "Fell in love with a girl" by the White Stripes, or maybe Run DMC vs. Jason Nevins' "It's Like That". But on the Latter I may be swayed by break-dancing. Frig break-dancing is awesome.

Steak

So I recently resumed going to the gym. Oh how my legs have complained these last couple of weeks, but already I feel so much awesomer (re. Tim Hortons). It's pretty good too cause they have TVs on the wall and on the treadmill. But... on the treadmill there is no closed captioning! And when I plug my headphones into it in full stride the swinging cord is too much. Oh the trials I endure... Oh.

Muscle Beach

So it's spring and the weather is getting nicer, but I still go to the gym. I ride the stationary bike, and run on the stationary treadmill. I couldn't figure it out for a while. I mean, a year ago, the concepts of 'stationary bike' and 'treadmill' were antithetical to my existence. In the winter I could almost appreciate them, but once it is warm and sunny and nice and all, anyone who didn't go outside was a chump. Pumping iron I can see, ... see to the MAXXXXX! but for running or biking? Hrm.. Then it finally hit me. TV. Closed captioning brought to you by Tylenol. Watching Snoop videos while I listen to Yellowcard on my mp3. I don't have any of that at my crumby little basement. I really should go outside, but I'm going anyway for the pumping of iron part, right? So I may as well watch Sue Thomas FBI while I'm there. I'll get a sunburn later when I mow the lawn.