Not born normal, he is corn.

So, I used to have this excruciating time trying to remember the names attributed to anagrams and acronyms. I used to despise that text speak, really just a bunch of acronyms thought up by 12 year olds, was creeping its way beyond the tech realm. But how can you be a critic when you can’t even remember whether the name for an acronym is ‘anagram’ or ‘acronym’. And I’d dare not exclaim “Hey everybody! Lets make ironic anagrams out of corporate mission statements!!” no matter how badly I wanted to, because I was never sure. But just lately, I seem to know the difference. Isn’t that weird?

Thousand Islands

Meant to get this up on the weekend. Some FMA fanart for you all to enjoy.

Extreme bike

Hooey.
Today I fell off my bike. Let this be a lesson to you: Indecision sucks.
I was like "hmm... maybe I'll skip my locker and lock my bike up on the west side of the building, so I better go by the sports centre instead of the old folks home." Meanwhile I almost passed the Pioneer station. Now I have a skinned knee and another well placed bandage that makes me look like I had my appendix out. AND I bent the front wheel of my shiny bike. It now rubs against the front right brake pad. This does not bode well for shiny bike as its crank bearings are already wearing noticeably.

Birds and other predators

So you know how I like routine activities that keep part of your mind occupied while allowing a sort of preoccupied meditation with the rest like washing the dishes or the mildly-exerting-mowing the lawn. Business presentations aren't like that. In fact I think the anxiety attack they induce are the exact opposite of that. I wish I was a salamander so I could go hide under a rock tomorrow instead of doing my presentations. Ahh the gentle salamander. Not a care in the world. Other than birds and other predators and trying to find enough food to survive.
On second thought maybe I'd rather be doing the presentation.

Rebel scum

What if Bic ran a Star Wars promotion?

Koodo

Check out the movie I made like, a year ago.

Rated R for Rob
may contain graphic scenes of flossing.

Super bike

When I bike to school I have two speeds. Fast and stop. It's almost all downhill. If I pedal super hard I can pass cars. On the way back it's almost all uphill I have slow and stop.


ps.
OOOHHH man. I was gonna have a wicked movie with this, but my camera batteries died.

I reckon

mom: ...and once a week the iceman....
john lennon: cometh?
mom: ....came and brought a big block of ice this big (some hand gestures) and put it in the top of the icebox.
john lennon: did you get that?
rob: ha yeah.
mom: what?
john lennon: the iceman cometh. you left a big pause after iceman.
rob: hey.. was I Icebox or was dave?
john lennon: Dave was. You were Bigtime
rob: oh yeah. ha ha.. we should record this conversation for posterity.

Obscene clone fall

Well, the results are in. The clone high poll was a resounding success. I'm happy to see everyone is either Gandhi or Abe. Admittedly it was hard to pick just one character, because really, there's a bit of me in all those characters. Except for maybe Cleopatra. Or.. maybe I just want to be like all of those characters. "Rob has A.D.D.! You get it from toilet seats!"