Thursday, December 20, 2007

Guide my sleigh tonight


Un-mush will ya!!
Does it bother anyone else that Yukon Cornelius throws his pick axe in the air, and licks it after he picks it up to see if there's any gold or silver on the tip? I mean, apart from the danger of throwing pointy metal tools in the air, he's up in the frozen north, and sticking your tongue to anything metal is never a wise decision. All you need is to be tricked by an older sibling once to know that much. I suppose he's just plastiscine and felt clippings, but frig. I used up all my willing suspense of disbelief on the snowman with the bowler.

Sunday, December 16, 2007

Floss or die


As if i've gone this many posts without writing about flossing. Basically it's the best. I try to tell everyone I know - which really isn't a lot of people - about how excellent my teeth feel now that I floss properly, and daily. Remember those Listerine commercials that said you didn't need flossing if you brushed then used listering. Wrooong. Those chumps had to pull that commercial and change it. I'm always wondering if Stuart McLean flosses, and hope Morley, Sam or Dave are found flossing their teeth in one of his endearing tales. Well that was some sort of line skimming across a circle.
Anyways, my dentist is my new heroine. She taught me to floss correctly, and she's gorgeous and smart. My teeth aren't sensitive anymore and my gums are nice and pink. How's that for a testimonial.

Monday, December 3, 2007

Bleeding


Today I got to work and the store, where I work, was out of fuel. So I ordered up some fuel and bled the fuel lines and got the furnace going again. I suppose that's not very exciting, but I owe my furnace-restarting prowess to my time living in a dump where the land lord guy didn't pay the fuel bill, and my roommates and I had to learn how to get the furnace going.
Frig that was a run on a sentence, but today reminded me of a time that totally sucked balls, but made brothers of friends.