Sunday, December 16, 2007

Floss or die


As if i've gone this many posts without writing about flossing. Basically it's the best. I try to tell everyone I know - which really isn't a lot of people - about how excellent my teeth feel now that I floss properly, and daily. Remember those Listerine commercials that said you didn't need flossing if you brushed then used listering. Wrooong. Those chumps had to pull that commercial and change it. I'm always wondering if Stuart McLean flosses, and hope Morley, Sam or Dave are found flossing their teeth in one of his endearing tales. Well that was some sort of line skimming across a circle.
Anyways, my dentist is my new heroine. She taught me to floss correctly, and she's gorgeous and smart. My teeth aren't sensitive anymore and my gums are nice and pink. How's that for a testimonial.

1 comment:

Zander said...

At first I thought you said "My dentist is my new heroin."